Introducing the revolutionary 3D printed ball python—perfectly crafted for those who have always wanted a snake but lacked the commitment to feeding it live rats, cleaning its enclosure, or dealing with a surprise escape attempt during a midnight snack.
This non-slithery marvel is made from durable, flexible materials that mimic the look and feel of a real ball python, minus the surprise hiss and the occasional constriction. 
This 3D printed wonder never needs feeding, doesn’t shed skin, and won’t coil around your limb during a Netflix binge. You can even program it to do tricks… like pretending to be real while you tell your friends you're an exotic pet owner.
And best of all, you can truly leave it in the sun and not worry about poor little Snakey getting too hot. Just be prepared for some awkward conversations when your neighbors see it lounging on your patio. “Oh, he’s friendly! Just never learned to hiss. He’s more of a ‘silent observer.’”
In short, the 3D printed ball python: the ultimate pet for the person who wants to impress their friends while avoiding the constricting responsibilities of real pet ownership. Now THAT’s a snake that won’t bite back!